How to make white people riot
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Nick
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 How to make white people riot November 13th, 2005, 3:34 pmso I learned how to make white people riot cuz I watched the Boonocks on Adult Swim the other night. So here it goes:
Jesus was black.
Reagan was the devil
The government is lying about 9/11
you may now begin throwing crap and burning this mother down.
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ChezMukey
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November 13th, 2005, 10:02 pm
The white people are just gonna start clapping for you when you say it all. "I think it's ok when they say Nigga" *clap clap clap*
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The Eric
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November 13th, 2005, 10:15 pm
sooooooooooo pretty much tell the trueth and the whities will go crazy!? sounds I like fluffy things fantastic! ps santa is black also!
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ChezMukey
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November 13th, 2005, 11:02 pm
Here's something black people have known for years..."Niggaz are crazy".
Man, boondocks I like fluffy things rocks.
Man, you just got beat by an 8 year old!
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JasonSchueller
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The Eric
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November 14th, 2005, 7:32 am
im gunna need to see this show!i know its a cartoon in the paper!
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Nico
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Re: How to make white people riot November 15th, 2005, 8:13 pmNick wrote: Jesus was black.
Reagan was the devil
The government is lying about 9/11
I read all that but I just didn't feel like rioting. So logically I am not white, so then I must really be a black person, so I am an albino black person, this is so awesome, this means that I can actually dance now.
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The Eric
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November 15th, 2005, 9:37 pm
you have always had the ability to dance nico! your a dancing machine!
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November 15th, 2005, 10:05 pm
"so if you see pee coming at you, you gonnna stand there, or get the heck out the way?!"
haha. boondocks is hilarious.
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ChezMukey
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April 22nd, 2008, 8:21 pm
Offensive Joke Below. BE WARNED!
Keep going!
What do people and Jelly beans have in common?
Nobody likes the black ones!
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JasonSchueller
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April 22nd, 2008, 9:16 pm
errrr.....keep this civil people. i would hate to lock this thread....
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ChezMukey
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April 22nd, 2008, 10:51 pm
Yeah, Thomas was already threatening with the Banhammer before the post even went off. We figured we had to make 1 horrible joke to spice things up, I appolagize if anyone takes offense!
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Nico
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April 23rd, 2008, 10:57 pm
I take offense... black jelly beans are delicious.
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ChezMukey
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April 23rd, 2008, 11:09 pm
Poor Nicole, you shouldn't lie to yourself like that. Black Jelly beans are like Black Licorice, the disgusting version of something delicious.
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Nico
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May 2nd, 2008, 10:02 pm
Yeah, I was just joking, black jelly beans are actually really disgusting.
And I'm glad you bumped this up. I had forgotten that I am actually an albino black person. I'm gonna have to call CSU Long Beach and tell them I put the wrong ethnicity on my application.
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