Lets write a story!!! So here is the guidelines:

Imma gunna start the story. There will be 3 characters. (and only three characters
Jonny PSThree, Danny Ocean, and Ian Wright) You can't write more than a pargraph at a time, and you can't add more than one post in a row. MAKE IT COOL AND HILLARIOUS!!!



The Adventures of Jonny PSThree

Flying through the street in his Hover-Jag, Jonny PSthree hasn't a care in the world. He sips his coffee and eats his crossant when suddenly....

he realizes that his name is oldschool and retarded. His grandpa's last name was Melton, but he was so excited when the Playstation 3 came out that he had his name leagally changed to Mr. PSThree. Anyways now they were up to Playstation X12 and he felt his name was old and represented an age of terrible graphics and poor Japaneese translations. The phase 'All your base are belong to us' slipped over his tounge but he was unaware of it's origins. Jonny was 20 years old and in an accelerated college program that he would be graduating from at the end of this quarter. Jonny hit the breaks and swerved off the road as a hover-cat decided to cut him off. Now he was in a forresty ditch with a broken hover-converter...

...so he totally started taring his hover deal apart! he tried to flag some people down but they just ran him down! but it was all good because he just flipped about 8 times in the air and landed on his domacile! then this cool guy ran up to him and said "are you ok?" and you will never guess who it was! it was DANNY OCEAN HIMSELF!....

"Danny Ocean? I thought you were dead? Or at least made up." Jonny sputtered.
"That was quite a spill you took their pal. Luckily I got a Cure-It-ALL pill here in my left pocket"
Danny handed the pill to Jonny. Jonny threw back his head, popped the pill, and instantly his head stopped bleeding, his brain stopped throbbing and he wasn't drooling as much.
"Got anymore of those for my car?" Jonny asked.
"Sorry, I'm fresh out. But do I got a proposition for you pal." Danny smirked. "Walk with me."

as danny led jonny towards his hover deal jonny was thinking to himself, what might this proposition be i wonder. is it something that might make me rich like those people in the movies. or will it make me famous like a sports dude or something. as he was thinking this to himself he then realized that they were back in the city and walking towards the biggest vacant building in town. what could be inside jonny thought to himself and just then danny open the front doors. as he walked in to the dark room and his eyes began to adjust to the poor light he noticed....

... a bunch of space pirates, drinking rum and doing space pirate like things. Danny knew that space pirates were bad news 'cause they were freaking crazy. So he turned to leave, whispering to Jonny as they walked back torwards the door, "Whoops, sorry wrong building. We'll just go next door to the second biggest vacant building in town. It's better anyways, more roomy." Jonny could sense the nervousness in Danny's voice and they both began to walk faster. But before they could reach the door to leave...

...it slammed shut and was locked by the largest member of the space pillaging crew. just as the last bolt on the door was being latched tight johnny could swear he heard the sweat rolling off of Danny's forehead. "Going somewhere, old friend?" asked a voice harsh and bristled from the smoke of plasma cannon fire. the sound he made almost felt like a knife from the shadowy corner. before the somewhat ridiculous question was even finished Danny knew he had heard that voice before, but from where?. almost frantically he searched his memory and tried to remember any pirate sounding figures that he might have crossed in the past. all too quickly the name came to him before he finished turning around to face the question in the shadow. "i don't remember you calling me friend last time i saw you, Ian" spoke Danny without any trace of surprise in his voice. "True that was not my exact choice of words however you didn't leave me many options. Actually if my memory serves me correctly you didn't leave me any options at all...". As if to continue his sentence Danny interrupted, "that was in the plan, if something like that was to happen and you weren't at the rendezvous point we were to leave anyway!" the shadows around the room, which before this point had appeared mellencolly were now stareing with a ferioucious gaze at danny for interrupting. "Aye this is true" said Ian. "We were not at the rendezvous, but we would have been if you would have left when we agreed. However putting all the you did such and so and bla bla bla bla behind us; i figure none of that will change where we are now. you got caught and all the loot was taken away; so we are both back where we started. Scratching a living in this society. waiting for our big break. that is where you come in again, old Friend. And this time...no more mistakes" Danny had never thought to hate that word as he did at that instant. What had he walked in to this time, he thought to himself.

It's been forever since anyone added to this story, so I figured I would. Anyways...

Danny was deep in thought wondering what task Ian had planned for him when he was swiftly whisterpooped by Ian (That's right, whisterpooped. Look it up... or play Balderdash extensively). "Are you going to help me and do your job right this time?" Ian asked, "Hell no" replied Danny. Ian then coldly looked Danny in the eye as he made his hands into the shape of a gun. All his fellow spacepirates did the same. Ian checked to see if his fellow space pirates were ready. Seeing that they were he gave the order, "Fire photons!" With that all the space pirates pointed their hands at Danny and Johny and made photon firing noises, "pchoo, pchoo." Johnny was about to crack up laughing, but Danny stopped him just in time. Yea, maybe space pirates don't have real ray guns to fire photons with, but that doesn't make them any less dangerous. If anything it makes them more dangerous because if your foolish enough to make fun of them they beat the crap out of you. Johnny and Danny stood in the middle of the space pirates trying to control their laughter for what seemed like hours. Finally Ian relented and ordered a cease fire. "Now are you going to help me?" Danny had no choice but to agree. With that Ian lead them to a huge space ship. They entered and Danny was shocked to find it full of...

POKEMONS!!!!!!!!!