Official Point and Laugh at Brace Face!
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Thomas
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 Official Point and Laugh at Brace Face! September 6th, 2005, 8:03 pmOk so here is the official make fun of Thomas becuase he has braces and no one else does thread!
I'll kick it off with the phrase
"Brace Face!"
now i know you have many many many more so that's why there is a thread on it, bring them on!
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Braces jokes!! September 7th, 2005, 12:23 pmYou want jokes? I got jokes!!
Q: Where do killer whales go to get braces?
A: The orca-dontist!
A blonde went to the dentist and the dentist told her she needed braces.
The blonde said, ''Why? I can walk just fine.''
When the dentist explained to her that braces are for her teeth, she said, ''But my teeth don't walk...''
Yo mama's teeth gap so big, she uses a gate for braces.
so thats all i got for now...but just you wait!!!
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Bognosh
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September 8th, 2005, 12:48 am
hahaha those are some of the best ever, NiCK. No worries, Tom... they're not so bad. Just think of them as an extention to your mouth for let's say... a few years? I had mine for 4 1/2- 6 years, and then the retainers for like... 5 or more. It's not so bad, at least you can keep your teeth in when you eat! 
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MrBurritoMan
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September 12th, 2005, 3:52 pm
how about that!!
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Bognosh
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September 12th, 2005, 4:49 pm
Could always be worse
LOL!
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MrBurritoMan
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September 12th, 2005, 5:01 pm
Bognosh wrote: Could always be worse LOL! right you are!!
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ChezMukey
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September 16th, 2005, 7:02 pm
"Chain Gang"
"Chain Link"
"Metal Mouth"
"Super Brace Face"
BRACE EMOCATIONS!
:-)#) braces and happy
:->#> braces and very happy
:-(#( braces and unhappy
:-<#< very angry about having braces
:-#)….. braces and drooling
;..(#) braces hurt
;..(*#) braces with canker sore!
:-)#}#) braces and headgear
:-<}< not pleased with wearing headgear
<(:-)#}#) braces and high-pull headgear
(:-)=})> facemask
:-)##) metal brackets
:-)}}) ceramic brackets
:-)$$) gold brackets
:-)][) Invisalignâ„¢/invisible braces
:-)}) retainer
:-)=) thumb/tongue habit appliance
: (?) broken wire/bracket
:-)#=#) braces with rubber bands
º :-(#-#) popped off a rubber band
:-(#-#) ºººººº spilled my bag of rubber bands
:-(###)-: braces locked
:-[::] brackets being installed
:-[#] braces being installed
:-X I don't want anyone to see my braces
:-(#J#) using a Water-Pikâ„¢
:-(#q#) brushing braces
:-(#\#) how do you floss these things?
:-(#*#) gum caught in braces
:-(#~#) tongue caught in braces
:-<##) lip caught in braces
:-(#·#) tongue piercing caught in braces
:-[|] braces being removed
:-)|) finished with braces!
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JasonSchueller
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MrBurritoMan
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September 16th, 2005, 11:14 pm
ChezMukey wrote: "Chain Gang" "Chain Link" "Metal Mouth" "Super Brace Face" BRACE EMOCATIONS!  #) braces and happy :->#> braces and very happy  #( braces and unhappy :-<#< very angry about having braces :-#)….. braces and drooling ;..(#) braces hurt ;..(*#) braces with canker sore! #}#) braces and headgear :-<}< not pleased with wearing headgear <(:-)#}#) braces and high-pull headgear (:-)=})> facemask ##) metal brackets }}) ceramic brackets $$) gold brackets ][) Invisalign™/invisible braces }) retainer =) thumb/tongue habit appliance : (?) broken wire/bracket #=#) braces with rubber bands º #-#) popped off a rubber band #-#) ºººººº spilled my bag of rubber bands ###)-: braces locked :-[::] brackets being installed :-[#] braces being installed :-X I don't want anyone to see my braces #J#) using a Water-Pik™ #q#) brushing braces #\#) how do you floss these things? #*#) gum caught in braces #~#) tongue caught in braces :-<##) lip caught in braces #·#) tongue piercing caught in braces :-[|] braces being removed |) finished with braces! wow proof that jason needs to do something with his time other than surf the internet 
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Nick
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September 17th, 2005, 1:25 am
MrBurritoMan wrote: wow proof that jason needs to do something with his time other than surf the internet or proof that jason is the tightest son of a cool mom who i owe an overly priced sandwich there is!
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The Eric
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October 19th, 2005, 11:37 am
JEDI!
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dude ill produce your mom!
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ChezMukey
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October 19th, 2005, 3:55 pm
Jedi Pimp?
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JasonSchueller
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Corey
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October 19th, 2005, 6:02 pm
so, cadillac called.
they wanted the front grill of their car back.
i jest, i jest :[ sorry thomas!
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Thomas
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October 19th, 2005, 6:45 pm
OH BURRRNNNN!!!!
That was such a bad burn I get 3rd degree burn on face
and they have to graph a piece of skin from my butt to my face
and then you all will call me butt face!!!!OH NO!!!!!!
No seriously that was a good one Corey, haha
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ChezMukey
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October 19th, 2005, 7:34 pm
He burned you up good!
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JasonSchueller
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Megs
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October 19th, 2005, 8:28 pm
Haha, buttface! I love it but I don't ever plan on caling you that. Oh man! 
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Nick
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October 19th, 2005, 8:49 pm
assface!!!!
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ChezMukey
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October 19th, 2005, 8:54 pm
asscheek!
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JasonSchueller
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The Eric
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October 19th, 2005, 9:33 pm
so i was watching k-1 kickboxing and this guy said "does anyone have a sowing kit? cuz these guys are cut!" totally random, but i thought it fit! thomas is muscles!
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Nico
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October 19th, 2005, 11:43 pm
That would be cool to have butt skin on your face, because then you could point to your face and say "Kiss my ass!" How cool would that be.
On a side note: I was hoping they'd have to use butt skin when they stitched up my arm, because I was really looking forward to saying that. But sadly they didn't need any butt skin. I was dissapointed.
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ChezMukey
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October 20th, 2005, 10:13 am
The Eric wrote: so i was watching k-1 kickboxing and this guy said "does anyone have a sowing kit? cuz these guys are cut!" totally random, but i thought it fit! thomas is muscles! Hey Eric, do you have any band-aids? CUZ I'M SO TOTALLY CUT!
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