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Megs
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Joined: October 19th, 2005, 10:21 am
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Location: Riverside, California
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 jokes! December 27th, 2005, 2:15 pmjokes=way cool. so post the funniest ones you know so we can all have a good laugh! yay!
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Corey
Demolitions Novice
Joined: May 15th, 2005, 9:19 pm
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December 27th, 2005, 5:16 pm
i got jokes, 'n jokes, 'n jokes!
wat'd the five fingers say to the face?! *SLAP!*
sorry, had to do it. chappelle's show rocks.
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The Eric
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Joined: May 15th, 2005, 3:50 pm
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Location: where ever the frig i place me bum!
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December 27th, 2005, 7:59 pm
what do you call a cow with no legs! GROUND BEEF!
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Megs
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Joined: October 19th, 2005, 10:21 am
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December 28th, 2005, 2:32 am
Jerk! You totally took my joke! I told you that joke! Unbelieveable! You should tell another one just for that! Geez!
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MrBurritoMan
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Joined: July 19th, 2004, 5:20 pm
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December 28th, 2005, 8:55 am
why do they call it a chicken coupe?
-Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan. (better said than written down)
What do you call a reindeer with headphones on?
-Anything you want he can't hear you.
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Nico
75w light bulb
Joined: June 3rd, 2005, 8:00 pm
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January 18th, 2006, 6:04 pm
What do you call a sheep with no legs? Cloud
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The Eric
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Joined: May 15th, 2005, 3:50 pm
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January 19th, 2006, 12:57 am
what do you call something dark brown in a yellow package that tastes like death and a bucket of yuck!? VEGEMITE!
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MrBurritoMan
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January 22nd, 2006, 5:48 pm
The Eric wrote: what do you call something dark brown in a yellow package that tastes like and a bucket of yuck!? VEGEMITE! hey man that stuff is good. i recommend eating it like garlic, in small quantities. well technically you can eat it however you want i know that some Aussies eat it by the spoonful. send me a jar if you gat a chance. i miss that stuff...
what do you get when you throw a white rock in the red sea?
-A wet rock!
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The Eric
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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January 23rd, 2006, 9:00 pm
you obviously have no taste buds at alll! now tim-tams! thas where its at!
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