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Post popsicle stick jokes September 1st, 2008, 10:33 pm
Does anyone have those popsicles with the jokes on them. I like those things. If you have them you should eat them and post the jokes up here. But don't put the answers right away 'cause thats no fun.

GO EAT POPSICLES!!!

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Post Re: popsicle stick jokes September 2nd, 2008, 7:53 am
I don't have any popsicle stick jokes but my housemate brought back these penguin chocolates from the UK that have lame penguin themed jokes on them. Here are the two I've had:

"What do you call a penguin in the desert?"

"What do you sing at a penguin's birthday?"

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Post Re: popsicle stick jokes September 3rd, 2008, 3:45 am
"What do you give a sick bird?"

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Post Re: popsicle stick jokes September 3rd, 2008, 8:50 pm
These are hard. I need time to ponder.

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Post Re: popsicle stick jokes September 5th, 2008, 10:58 pm
I've decided these are too hard and I'll never get them. I give up. What are the answers?

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Post Re: popsicle stick jokes September 6th, 2008, 11:39 pm
purple monkey dishwasher,

its alwas purple monkey dishwasher.


 
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Post Re: popsicle stick jokes September 8th, 2008, 4:27 pm
"What do you call a white rock in the Red Sea?"

this is one of my own.


 
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Post Re: popsicle stick jokes September 8th, 2008, 9:05 pm
haha for that penguin in the desert one I was thinking the answer might be dead, but I thought that wasn't happy enough for a silly joke. I actually wasn't that far off.

I need time to ponder this white rock one.
So far all I can think is you'd call it a red rock, or maybe a blueish rock 'cause the Red Sea's not really red. See I need some thinkin time.

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Post Re: popsicle stick jokes September 11th, 2008, 8:49 pm
I have to give up on that last one too. I guess my minds just not in corny joke mode right now.

Whats the answer???

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Post Re: popsicle stick jokes September 11th, 2008, 11:05 pm
a wet rock...

badum tish!


 
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