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Post I am ordained November 9th, 2005, 7:09 pm
I became an ordained minister today! I got credentials and stuff. So if you are planning on marrying, funeral-ing, baptizing, last rites-ing, or sin absolving then I can do that for you, at least in CA. It also says that I can do any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual I wish to perform, so I can do that too. Except circumcision, it says in very big bold letters that I can't do that.
So yeah, I am ordained and I can legally put Reverend in front of my name.

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Post  November 9th, 2005, 9:29 pm
That is SOOOO freaking cool! You are amazing. It's obvious to see that you are the coolest person ever! 8)

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Post  November 9th, 2005, 9:48 pm
haha, this is too freakin sweet! can you marry me to a rock? p.s-fer serious nicole marry me to a rock, hahah, ok but this is actually really smart! you know you can make money off this, like mad money! so you bettter start marrying peoples to like inadimite objects and what not! like rocks!

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Oh man this is either really cool or really bad. Depends on who gets drunk when i guess! haha just kidding, it's cool :-)

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Post  November 11th, 2005, 8:53 pm
although i would have to advise against the money making part of it i would have to congratulate you anyway. that is a super uber cool thing to have accomplished. good job!!


 
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Post  November 12th, 2005, 1:43 am
Eric I will definately marry you to a rock, but only if you love it... or if your really drunk... or if you just really want to marry a rock. Actually I'll marry you to a rock for any reason.

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Post  November 12th, 2005, 4:40 pm
SWEET! im gunna be the first one out of our friends to be married! haha, in your faces couple that are together! in your faces, nick&heather, thomas&megan, Dano&andie, steve&kristina! in your faces!

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Post  November 12th, 2005, 7:00 pm
haha, I'm so happy for you Eric! When's the wedding date? Is everyone invited? Oh and BTW, what's this rock's name?

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Yes, i am very excited! everyone IS invited, but im trying to keep it small, you know. the rocks name is ROCK! cuz you know i need someone to be my rock, get it?

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Post  November 13th, 2005, 3:41 am
I don't mean to rain on your parade Eric, but after talking with Nicole tonight I had to find out for myself....is it legal to marry a rock?!?

Although I couldn't find anything to disprove marrying inanimate objects such as a rock, you do need to apply for a marriage license in which you need photo ID/ birth certificate. Also if the rock is not 18 years of age (You could find a really old rock!) you would need the rocks' parent's persmission. Where who created a rock? I guess the answer would either be God or the Earth. So unless you marry a very old rock you need God's permission to do so!

On other notes I found out in California it is legal to marry your cousin, however same sex marriage is not. Yet you can recieve a domestic partner certificate in San Fransisco or a few other areas. The last little part is for Steve...."Heeeeeeeeyyyy!!!"

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Post  November 13th, 2005, 10:23 am
Lol. Eric you got this, all you need is a counterfit ID with a picture of ROCK, it'll be easy. Then you're on your way to a great relationship. Even if the rock is your cousin!!! Just make sure it's not a guy!

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Post  November 13th, 2005, 11:04 pm
True Eric, I need love too. But a rock is hard and cold, the rock will not love you like you love it!

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Post  November 14th, 2005, 7:30 am
true, but isnt that always the case. i always love more then any other! always! i gots lots loves to gives away!

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