Seen any good typos or heard any good Freudian slips lately?
I don't think anyone could top "Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder," but amuse me and try... (this is how bored I am...)

"Today Lesbian forces invaded...no, sorry, that should be Lesbianese."
-- Said by a TV news reporter trying to report on a Lebanese conflict.

That was in my 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar a while ago. I couldn't remember exactly how it went so I looked online and I found this website http://rinkworks.com/said/news.shtml . It's full of stuff like that, I was cracking up.

oh man that's AWESOME! hahaha, my friend said he went to a get together last night and parked his car in front of a house that SIX lesbians lived in... They got on a fight, and one lesbian broke a car windshield... with her body. AHHHHHHHH! They were dropping the F-bomb all over the place, in every sentence, about fireworks and getting into mad cat fights. The lesbians WERE invading.... good thing he moved his car or he'd have lesbian imprint on his hood.